Being a part of the queer kink community, I was very confused watching the dominant-submissive relationship play out between Christian and Anastasia in Fifty Shades of Grey. Honestly, most of the Christian Greys I’ve met in life I found laying in a bathroom trough while beer-guzzling daddies pissed all over their Club Monaco suits. But […]Read more "Bey-D-S-M (An article written for NewNowNext)"
My mother’s in a love affair with her IPhone. She’s always on it, she doesn’t know how to get off of it, and it annoys the fuck out of me. On a recent trip down to Miami, my boyfriend and I arranged to go bike riding in the Everglades with her through this 15-mile-cement loop called […]Read more "Everglades"
There’s this cliff about 24 kilometers – I don’t know the conversion of that – away from the tiny town of Isafjodur, in the West Fjords of Iceland. It’s on a sequestered peninsula known by very few as Hornstrandir, (that’s where I was), a barren land of artic foxes, quicksand, glacier rivers, rising plains like […]Read more "Hornstrandir"
1 World Trade Center (1WTC, The Freedom Tower, New York City’s Paragon of Commercialized Obsession) is about as unbelievably unimpressive as was my last visit to The Eagle leather bar in Chelsea; once you’ve seen one guy open his mouth for you to piss in it, you’ve seen them all. I cater. That’s how I’m […]Read more "1,776 and it’s still a glorified pencil sharpener."
Boobie Trap, 308 Bleecker Street, Brooklyn. When you live in an apartment that was once rapidly and haphazardly renovated but is still going for twice the rent than it’s actually worth, you really need a place in neighboring society where you can spend an audacious $4 on a PBR tallboy, play Connect 4, and talk about everything that […]Read more "Pureed Quentin Tarantino sinks you in deep"
Time for a re-branding. Or to take things more serious than the same man who continues to berate my ass every other thursday at the Eagle Bar in Chelsea. ‘FOODISTHIS’ is officially going to be updated once a week – in about two weeks – because preparations needs to be MADE – with new video […]Read more "Video Entries"
Today was an orientation luncheon for a new job at a restaurant in which I’m still unsure as to what position I will be filling. I get to wear fitted button-down shirts and tie bars though, so my family’s long-lost desire to see me as a successful plastic surgeon is still somewhat fulfilled. After waiting in the […]Read more "Mother cooks from the heart (Read: Microwave)."