The Green and the Gutter.

That first moment of the day when you still don’t realize you’ve caught a morning cough is always the best of the day. Joints creek, head forgets to pound. I’m rubbing my shoulder blades against my spine and my legs with the sheets and all feels beyond sedated. Everything else is a microsecond away from […]

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Corporate Cupcake B****.

Every morning, I hit up 300 sit-ups and 150 push-ups so that my waist looks tighter in a checkered J.Crew shirt I bought at a thrift store with hopes that others would imagine that I had suddenly developed a precariously original wardrobe. I gave up on alcohol and fell on top of fondant and snicker-doodle and […]

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