Today was an orientation luncheon for a new job at a restaurant in which I’m still unsure as to what position I will be filling. I get to wear fitted button-down shirts and tie bars though, so my family’s long-lost desire to see me as a successful plastic surgeon is still somewhat fulfilled. After waiting in the […]Read more "Mother cooks from the heart (Read: Microwave)."
I figure a bushel of hyperbolized nervous breakdowns (Read: Spring Semester of my Senior Year in College) and a panic-inducing elbow rash I acquired after an overly romanticized month hiking across Iceland serve reasonably enough to explain as to why I’ve taken a break from writing, but then again, who am I to judge? I […]Read more "Tarot Cards and Taco Bell"